A conversation overheard today, in my office, between two English teachers:
Teacher A: “I’m looking for my blue ribbon. I was sure I left it in here, but I can’t find it. Looks like I’m going to have to go to the shops.”
Teacher B: “Oh! I have blue ribbon!”
Teacher A: “Oh! What kind?”
Teacher B: “You know… riboon…”
Teacher A: “And what colour?”
Teacher B: “Blue…”
Teacher A: “How much have you got?”
Teacher B: “I dunno, a length…”
Me: “You two ought to be teachers. You’ve really got that communication thing going on.”
Teacher A: “If you tell anyone about this… I’ll…”
Me: *smiles innocently*
*opens laptop to write blog entry*