Things kids say in the library #2

A girl just walked into the library and said to her friends’ “I’m not wearing any pants!”
Shocked, one of her friends said, “WHAT!?”
The first girl lifts her dress up, oblivious to everyone else in the library, and says, “Ha ha, I’ve got my bathers on!”
The library was suddenly silent. Nobody wanted to look at her, so they all looked at me instead.

I asked her to put her dress down, and never lift it above her head at school again.

Everyone in the library went back to what they were doing, pretending the whole scene had never happened.

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