Just now in a staff meeting:
M: “The settings have to be exactly right. You can’t use a Mac, you can’t use Firefox… whatever that is…”
Me: *audible snort* and immediately thinking “Oops. That was too loud. Awkward.”
Everyone else: *looks at me while suppressing their amusement*
M: “What is it?”
Me: “It’s a browser…”
M: “Okay, now I know. Thanks!” *continues talking*
Everyone else: Pays attention.
Me: *goes to WordPress*